Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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