OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
