well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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