hotel room ftw
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize