I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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