If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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