U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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