they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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