put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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