Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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