TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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