butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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