Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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