Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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