Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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