If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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