yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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