we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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