You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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