I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Green mimosas i think yes
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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