i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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