Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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