why didn't you poke me back
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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