Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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