Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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