dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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