Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
so much tequila, so little girl.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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