Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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