No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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