If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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