Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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