This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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