You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
