Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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