chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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