I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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