im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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