Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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