If i come over, it means nothing
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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