"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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