were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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