I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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