Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am midnight drunk by noon
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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