I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
