am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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