Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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