So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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