is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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