He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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