The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
