I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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