all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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