i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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