And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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