I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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