Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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