new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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