the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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