You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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